Conquering the barmaids! Part 1

Barmaids is one of the features that I found pretty fun to exploit in UWO. I wish they have more functions inside the game than just reporting quests or trash can for shitty items. Perhaps like giving rare quests, spying other nations development or full fatiques recovery service (hehe). Anyway I found out that the conversations with them will change with the level of our relationship with them. For example, a few days ago when I was in Calicut, barkeep said to me something like this..

It's new to me coz usually barkeep only say," It seems *insert barmaid's name* really likes you." Since then this become sorta another mini-game for me inside, I try to bring more gifts to them when I visit certain towns hoping the relationship and conversations can develop further. 

So if you like to join me in this, when u met some interesting conversations with the barmaids, u can take a screenshot and mail it to uwo.news@gmail.com. 

Explore, Flirt, and Conquer to Make Babies!

- Kirlian -

cnm crash into Galleass!!!

The famous lost Antelope galleass shipwreck found by cnm. Awesome stuff!!

It's April 15th and time for company contribution again!

Thanks for everyone's cooperation and contribution for the past month that NEWS is able to continue stay at Top 1st place in Genoa. And for this, NEWS has been rewarded with vault commission aid feature for the next 30days. It means every time you store something in vault, some of the fees that you have to pay will be returned back to you, about 20% or so.

About the rank, I have some updates. As we can see left below, our current company performance is 1 star. We get a star each month if we are the top company for the past month. 

And to get another rank for our company house, we need 3 stars which means another 2 stars or 2 times being the top company.

So once again, it's important to contribute the most points each month so we can continue stay as top company in Genoa and get our next rank. We've done pretty well last month, total contribution last month is 408 points which is about 70 points gap between us and the 2nd place company. 

Let's get to the point then. After reviewing the list of this month contribution items, tributes would be the best option to contribute. It's easy to make though will cost a little. 18 tributes is needed for each delivery which make 72 tributes of total deliveries for each member.

We will discuss the best way to provide tributes inside game and when we have a plan, I hope everyone can participate. Also, couple players quit company or even the game this month but there are also more new recruits came in. It's common that people come and go, but it's important that we stay as one and don't get distracted or discouraged by this. Only by going through this, NEWS will become stronger and united.

- Kirlian -

Smoc's "Fishing Contest" Win The Grand Prize!

GRATZ!!!

NEWS staying at Genoa!

         No.5 Genoa Company House will belong to NEWS for a long long time.

"Best Screenshots+Stories" Selections

gankerjames "Seafeud"

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Zeol "Jump"

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Sinonmyface "SinonThis"

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Smoczzy "Fishing Contest"

Some time ago i made a decision to train fishing a bit. It took me some time to find perfect spot for me but i finally found it. It was small gulf near Las Palmas.

When i arrive there i found out it's favourite place for few more fisherman. One of them proposed to make small fishing contest - first one who catches a swordfish wins. The reward was ofc fame and kiss from prettiest bar girl in whole world.

Cause all of the contesters were skilled fisherman I figured out that i need to be little bit smarter than them.

First of all i send my Aide to play some poker with sailors on their ship - cause he's a excellent player known as "Poker Face Siegfried" he didn't have problem with winning all their money what caused wave of frustration on both ships.

Meanwhile I've delivered some poisoned meat to third ship as a resupply for their provisions. Result was easy to predict, plague has killed most of sailors what increased my chances for wining.

Just to make sure Gill won't beat me in contest i threw few rats on his board.

After some time of fishing nearly all contestors were sure they will be winners so i started praying to Poseidon to send ultimate storm ... he answered me with rain ... i felt disappointed but this ran was strong enough to discourage few other contesters to further fishing. and so they started disappearing one after one ...

When only two fisherman left at the tournament field suddenly my fishing line pulled so hard that i need to send all my crew to drug this huge fish on deck.

VICTORY !!! we cought a swordfish !

THE END

Whole story is just fiction created only for fun.

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Samsara "Pretty Flowers"

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