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Zeol "Jump"
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Sinonmyface "SinonThis"
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Smoczzy "Fishing Contest"
Some time ago i made a decision to train fishing a bit. It took me some time to find perfect spot for me but i finally found it. It was small gulf near Las Palmas.
When i arrive there i found out it's favourite place for few more fisherman. One of them proposed to make small fishing contest - first one who catches a swordfish wins. The reward was ofc fame and kiss from prettiest bar girl in whole world.
Cause all of the contesters were skilled fisherman I figured out that i need to be little bit smarter than them.
First of all i send my Aide to play some poker with sailors on their ship - cause he's a excellent player known as "Poker Face Siegfried" he didn't have problem with winning all their money what caused wave of frustration on both ships.
Meanwhile I've delivered some poisoned meat to third ship as a resupply for their provisions. Result was easy to predict, plague has killed most of sailors what increased my chances for wining.
Just to make sure Gill won't beat me in contest i threw few rats on his board.
After some time of fishing nearly all contestors were sure they will be winners so i started praying to Poseidon to send ultimate storm ... he answered me with rain ... i felt disappointed but this ran was strong enough to discourage few other contesters to further fishing. and so they started disappearing one after one ...
When only two fisherman left at the tournament field suddenly my fishing line pulled so hard that i need to send all my crew to drug this huge fish on deck.
VICTORY !!! we cought a swordfish !
THE END
Whole story is just fiction created only for fun.
Samsara "Pretty Flowers"
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Grevious "Untitled"
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